After our security breach last month, we've divested from all projects aimed at pleasing the Koch brothers and denying the existence of the LGBTQ+ community. We then pivoted into clinical research into lab-grown catgirls. Today, we are proud to announce we have completely sequenced the catgirl genome.

The Year of the Catgirl

Although complete genome sequencing is nothing to wiggle your finger at, the truly shocking part was announced this morning in a daily wire press release. In Project 2025's press release, they claim to have produced the first ever lab grown catgirl.

The prototypical catgirl is 5'4" (the ideal catgirl height), boasts a set of cat ears and tail. Taking design tips from Howell, they made the catgirl as submissive and trad as possible. Project 2025 is currently evaluating their go-to market strategy, finding ways to optimize the incubation period, as well as working out licensing for their CaaS subscription service.

"We believe by this time next year, every American family will be able to enjoy the touch of their very own catgirl."

-Mike Howell, Executive Director at Project 2025

X Users Strike Back

In a recently posted X thread, Howell claims that oddly enough, their synthetic catgirl has the ability to produce it's own lubricant during sexual intercourse. Proving to be a significant improvement over "human" women. Political pundit Benjamin Shapiro was quick to assert this victory. This comes after Benjamin expressed his frustration with his wife's lack of lubrication in a 2020 video titled "Ben Shapiro Reacts to "WAP" by Cardi B!".

Although many X users were quick to correct the conservatives' threads, Howell and Shapiro have not addressed the inaccuracies. Political analyst Crankus Van Dyke weighed in on the situation;

"I would likely attribute this silence to Howell and Shapiro using a Woman Blocker. It is becoming increasingly common for conservatives to use Rumble's chrome extension, designed to remove non-male created content from their twitter feeds."

-Crankus Van Dyke, World's Best Feminist and Columnist at The Daily Nonce

A Woman's Take

Many women, as usual, are outraged by this advancement. As a male feminist, I can assert that the women are actually rightfully outraged in this rare case. The sentiment is that although it is great that conservative americans will finally be able to experience WAP, it seems unfair that the conservative catgirl suffrage movement secured catgirl's right to vote within 13 hours of their existence.

Many are also claiming fears that catgirls are going to obsolete women, citing court filings revealing Howell's divorce. Howell's wife confirmed the allegations on X, but Howell is yet to respond, most likely due to his Woman Blocker extension.