Wednesday, August 28, 2024
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U.S. Presidential Race
Markets
Project 2025 Announces Major Breakthrough in Catgirl Technology
Last Saturday on August 10th at 10:17AM, Mike Howell announced on X, formerly Twitter, a shocking breakthrough at Project 2025.
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THE HEADLINES
ZachXBT Investigation Reveals Pope Francis' Bitcoin Wallet Sent Monthly Payments Amounting to $14M to Ghislaine Maxwell.
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Hack News
FBI Lets Trump Shooter Off the Hook After Certik Reveals they we're Testing Secret Service's Readiness
Certik intern then tested the secret service's monitoring by emptying magazine into the crowd. Not a single person was injured except for several innocent individuals.
Hunter Biden Launches Tokenized Crack with Help of RWA Expert Sahil Arora
On Friday August 9th, democratic presidential nominee Hunter Biden announced DeCrack. DeCrack aims to democratize the access to crack rock in a permissionless protocol, where $CRACK users can burn their crack NFTs to receive dropshipped bundles of crack.
Ryan Selkis Found Asphyxiated, with Traces of Spray Tan and Semen in and around Mouth
Ryan Selkis was found lifeless, orange, and absolutely filled to the gills with cum, in his Washington DC appartment this Monday morning. Officials claim there are signs of consensual entry.
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San-Francisco Homeless Man Makes $3.2M with just a Worldcoin Orb and Discarded Biological Matter from a Local Kennel
In a true rags to riches string of events, a local tranq enthusiast found a way to flip previously discarded feline and canine components into cold hard ERC-20s